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A Priest meets his friend, the Rabbi, and says to him, "You have
taught me many things but there is one thing in particular I want
to learn very much but you do not wish to teach it to me. I want
you to teach me the Talmud."

The Rabbi replied: "You are a Non-Jew and you have the brain of a
Non-Jew. There is no chance that you will succeed in
understanding the Talmud."

But the Priest continued in his attempt to persuade the Rabbi to
teach him the Talmud.

Finally, the Rabbi agreed. The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "I
agree to teach you the Talmud on condition that you answer one
question."

The Priest agreed and asked the Rabbi, "What is the question?"

The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "Two men fall down through the
chimney; one comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who
of those two goes to wash up?"

"Very simple," replied the Priest. "The one who is dirty goes to
wash up but the one who is clean does not go to wash up."

The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "I told you that you will not
succeed in understanding the Talmud. The exact opposite happened.
The clean one looks at the dirty one and thinks that he is also
dirty, goes to wash up. The dirty one, on the other hand, looks
at the clean one and thinks that he is also clean and, therefore,
does not go to wash up."

The Priest then says to the Rabbi: "This I did not think of. Ask
me, please, another question."

The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "Two men fall down through the
chimney; one comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who
of those two goes to wash up?"

The Priest then says to the Rabbi: "Very simple. The clean one
looks at the dirty one and thinks he is also dirty and goes to
wash up. The dirty one on the other hand, looks at the clean one
and thinks that he is also clean and, therefore, does not go to
wash up."

The Rabbi then says to the Priest: "You are wrong again.

I told you that you will not understand. The clean one looks into
the mirror, sees that he is clean and, therefore, does not go to
wash up. The dirty one looks into the mirror, sees that he is
dirty and goes to wash up."

The Priest complains to the Rabbi, "But you did not tell me that
there is a mirror there."

The Rabbi then tells the Priest: "I told you. You are a Non-Jew;
with your brain you will not succeed in understanding the Talmud.
According to the Talmud, you have to think of all the
possibilities. "

"All right," groaning, said the Priest to the Rabbi. "Let us try
once more. Ask me one more question."

For the last time, the Rabbi then said to the Priest: "Two men
fall down through the chimney; one comes out dirty and the other
comes out clean. Who of those two goes to wash up?"

"That is very simple!" replied the Priest. "If there is no mirror
there the clean one will look at the dirty one and will think
that he is also dirty and will, therefore, go to wash up. The
dirty one will look at the clean one and will think that he is
also clean, and will, therefore, not go to wash up. If there is a
mirror there, the clean one will look into the mirror and will,
therefore, not go to wash up. The dirty one will look into the
mirror and will see that he is dirty and will, therefore, go to
wash up.

The Rabbi then says to the Priest: "I told you that you would not
succeed in understanding. You are a Non-Jew; you have a Non-Jew
brain. Tell me, how is it possible for two men to fall through a
chimney and for one to come out dirty and the other to come out
clean?"